Sunday 9 December 2012
Friday 28 September 2012
JEE UNATAKA KUJUA UTAKAPOZEEKA UTAFANANA VIPI?
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Jee unataka kujua utakapozeeka utafanana vipi?.
Kazi rahisi sana.
Wataalam wakiongozwa na Dr. Zajonc(ZI-onz) wanasema kama wewe nimwanamume hebu muangalie baba mkwe wako, na kama wewe ni mwanamke , muangalie kwa umakini mama mkwe. Urefu unaweza kuwa tofauti lakini sura, utakapozeeka utafanana kama wakwe zako.
50 CENT ATAJA MBINU TANO ZA KUKUFANYA UACHE KUPIGA PUNYETO
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Masturbation, ni kitu ambacho watu wengi hufanya kwa siri
kujiridhisha pindi wawapo na hamu ya kufanya kale kamchezo kama Diamond
anavyokaita!
Lakini si kitu ambacho unaweza ukasema hadharani. It’s a dirty secret!
Lakini 50 Cent haoni aibu kulizungumzia hadharani.
Rapper huyo ambaye anasema kujichua ni dhambi ametoa somo la jinsi ya kuachana na tabia hiyo kupitia Twitter kama ifuatavyo.
50 CENT ATAJA MBINU TANO ZA KUKUFANYA UACHE KUPIGA PUNYETO
Lakini si kitu ambacho unaweza ukasema hadharani. It’s a dirty secret!
Lakini 50 Cent haoni aibu kulizungumzia hadharani.
Rapper huyo ambaye anasema kujichua ni dhambi ametoa somo la jinsi ya kuachana na tabia hiyo kupitia Twitter kama ifuatavyo.
Friday 24 August 2012
50 CENT, THE GOOD DIE YOUNG LYRICS
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Artist: 50 Cent Album: Power of the Dollar Song: The Good Die Young Typed by: LegondarySensay@webtv.net [50 Cent] Yo, you know what I want? I want the beat to drop right..now niggas be thinkin' I'm crazy right? you are crazy.. I ain't crazy... you are crazy.... atleast I don't think I'm crazy I think my shit is hot, I think I'm hot you hot but you crazy.. why they wanna?..man..I don't know... [Verse 1] It's the money that - makes shit get ugly It's the money that - makes these hoes love me It's the money that - makes niggas wanna slug me man..I thought the money would make it all lovely Yo, I actually write what I do or see the felonies from day to day make me say what I say when I die my art will be worth more than Picasso's Don't cry for me, smile for me and if you see them niggas that wet me, wile' for me remember the good times, the chips we stacked the clips we packed and all the bricks we cooked from coke to crack let my tombstone read "I Tried" and from the start everything I wrote was from my heart so it'll always be number one on my chart I get sensitive with my shit, don't fuck with my art sometimes it sounds like I'm playin' but I'm sayin' this shit is real, it ain't a game. [Chorus - repeat 2X] They say the good die young I guess these grimy niggas live a long time Sit in fancy whips, sip champaigne and shine Keep your eyes on yours while I keep my eyes on mine [Verse 2] First it happened to Stretch then to Pac and Big I'm convinced it can happen to anybody kid so I get vest up when I get dressed up in the hood it's messed up, niggas runnin' 'round shootin' shit up if it's Dom that you drinkin' fill up my cup if you got somethin' to doubt me, shut the fuck up why do niggas act like they hard when they know they butt? and gettin' robbed ain't a good time to press ya luck duke listen, if you move I'm'a hurt you you'll get your turn to shine later, patience is a virtue right now what you need to do is gimme the cash forget about your Boss bein' mad, just save ya ass be a good Boy now, go and get your stash I seen you throw it next to the garbage can like it was trash alright run along before I shoot ya ass I hate to do this to you but I really need this cash. [Chorus] [Verse 3] I know we all gotta go, but I'd hate to go fast then again I don't think it'd be fun to stick around and go last man listen, if you really really like this shit nigga call Steve Stoute and I'll write ya shit call him now before I drop for real 'cause after I drop I'm'a be chargin' ya'll niggas like Forty a pop to each his own, me? I got it while it was cheap typical mentality, I know, I'm straight from the street 1999's the year of the predator, I'm killin' to eat niggas'll treat you like a egg, you come to cop you get beat gimme your dough, oh, you wore your jewels? what a treat you're a generous guy take 'em off or die man, we hurtin' 'round here, ain't nobody slingin' pies look around, ain't nobody 'round here fly why you 'round here with this shit anyway? huh? you high? see, you done made the wrong move, kiss your ass goodbye. [Chorus]
Tuesday 21 August 2012
5 WAYS TO SPEND LESS ON SCHOOLS
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Living large doesn't mean spending boatloads.
We get it: life is so expensive it feels like you never get to shop for anything but groceries. But back-to-school shopping is almost requisite. The key, and the irony, is in keeping it cheap. Here's how:
- Buy your textbooks online: Why pay bookstore prices when you can search 15 million titles and save up to 90% on everything? Our friends can find you the new, used, or rental textbooks you need at prices you can actually afford.
- Buy in bulk: Purchasing non-perishable items like soap and toothpaste can save you more than you think. And every dollar saved here is a dollar you don't have to borrow.
- Budget ahead of time: Know how much you can spend beforeyou go shopping. And never spend more than that pre-set number.
- Shop after Labor Day: Good things come to those who wait. In your case, discounts. This is especially true of clothing, as retailers are looking to unload what they didn't sell during the back-to-school season
- Buy used: Used furniture and clothing aren't old. They just have character. Check garage sales, second-hand stores, and even your local Goodwill.
Sunday 29 July 2012
Friday 27 July 2012
NAFASI ZA KAZI 2012
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NAFASI ZA KAZI JESHI LA POLISI
TANGAZO LA AJIRA
Jeshi la Polisi liko katika mchakato wa kuajiri vijana kujiunga na Jeshi kupitia mashuleni.
Tumeamua kuurudia utaratibu ambao ulikuwepo zamani wa kuajiri moja kwa moja toka mashuleni ambao ulikuwepo siku za nyuma kutokana na mahitaji halisi ya Jeshi la Polisi kwa sasa.
Hivi sasa Jeshi la Polisi linakabiliwa na changamoto mbalimbali zinazotokana na maendeleo ya sayansi na teknolojia, ongezeko la uhalifu mpya kama vile wizi wa kutumia mtandao, usafirishaji haramu wa binadamu na kadhalika. Wahalifu wanaohusika na matukio kama hayo, wamekuwa wakitumia mbinu mpya na utaalamu wa hali ya juu.
Aidha, Jeshi la Polisi linaendelea na Programu yake ya maboresho. Maboresho haya yanalenga kulifanya Jeshi kuwa la Kisasa zaidi ambalo litatelekeza majukumu yake kwa Weledi huku likiwa karibu zaidi na raia katika utendaji wake wa kila siku.
Kutokana na changamoto hizo, Jeshi la Polisi linahitaji kuajiri, vijana wasomi, wenye utashi, ari na nia ya kufanya kazi za Polisi na wenye fikra na mtazamo unaoendana na dunia ya sasa.
Vijana hawa watakuwa viongozi na chachu katika kuleta mabadiliko yanayokusudiwa ndani ya Jeshi la Polisi.
A: – SIFA/VIGEZO VYA MWOMBAJI
B: MASHARTI KWA MWOMBAJI
C: FOMU ZA KUJIUNGA ZINAPATIKANA:
Ofisi ya Mkuu wa shule
Ofisi za Makamanda wa Polisi Mikoa/Wilaya zilizo karibu
Pata fomu hapa ( sel-form )
Imetolewa na;
Ofisi ya Inspekta Jenerali wa Polisi,
Makao Makuu ya Polisi,
S.L.P 9141,
DAR ES SALAAM.
source: tangazo la ajira B- 2012
Jeshi la Polisi liko katika mchakato wa kuajiri vijana kujiunga na Jeshi kupitia mashuleni.
Tumeamua kuurudia utaratibu ambao ulikuwepo zamani wa kuajiri moja kwa moja toka mashuleni ambao ulikuwepo siku za nyuma kutokana na mahitaji halisi ya Jeshi la Polisi kwa sasa.
Hivi sasa Jeshi la Polisi linakabiliwa na changamoto mbalimbali zinazotokana na maendeleo ya sayansi na teknolojia, ongezeko la uhalifu mpya kama vile wizi wa kutumia mtandao, usafirishaji haramu wa binadamu na kadhalika. Wahalifu wanaohusika na matukio kama hayo, wamekuwa wakitumia mbinu mpya na utaalamu wa hali ya juu.
Aidha, Jeshi la Polisi linaendelea na Programu yake ya maboresho. Maboresho haya yanalenga kulifanya Jeshi kuwa la Kisasa zaidi ambalo litatelekeza majukumu yake kwa Weledi huku likiwa karibu zaidi na raia katika utendaji wake wa kila siku.
Kutokana na changamoto hizo, Jeshi la Polisi linahitaji kuajiri, vijana wasomi, wenye utashi, ari na nia ya kufanya kazi za Polisi na wenye fikra na mtazamo unaoendana na dunia ya sasa.
Vijana hawa watakuwa viongozi na chachu katika kuleta mabadiliko yanayokusudiwa ndani ya Jeshi la Polisi.
A: – SIFA/VIGEZO VYA MWOMBAJI
- Mwombaji awe Mtanzania kwa kuzaliwa.
- Awe na afya njema iliyothibitishwa na Daktari wa Serikali.
- Awe hajaoa/kuolewa au kuwa na mtoto.
- Awe na tabia njema na asiwe na kumbukumbu za uhalifu.
- Awe amemaliza Kidato cha sita mwaka 2012 na kufaulu.
- Awe na umri kati ya miaka 18 na 25.
B: MASHARTI KWA MWOMBAJI
- Kila mwombaji awe tayari kufanya kazi mahali popote ndani ya Jamhuri ya Muungano wa Tanzania.
- Kila mwombaji awe na ari,utashi na nia ya kufanya kazi ya Polisi.
- Kila mwombaji aandike namba yake ya simu na anuani yake ya kudumu kwa usahihi ambayo itatumika wakati wa kuitwa kwenye usaili.
C: FOMU ZA KUJIUNGA ZINAPATIKANA:
Ofisi ya Mkuu wa shule
Ofisi za Makamanda wa Polisi Mikoa/Wilaya zilizo karibu
Pata fomu hapa ( sel-form )
Imetolewa na;
Ofisi ya Inspekta Jenerali wa Polisi,
Makao Makuu ya Polisi,
S.L.P 9141,
DAR ES SALAAM.
source: tangazo la ajira B- 2012
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